Definition: the female equivalent of a cock
block.
CLAM JAM
RC Boldt
Releasing January 10th, 2017
"Clam Jam"
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock
block.
Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re
interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
Maggie
That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three—yes,
three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
Ry
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
So I had to
go “undercover”.
Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
Fact: I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
Fact: I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
The me that
loves her.
The me that
would never do her wrong.
Until then,
I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then,
I’ll continue to Clam Jam.
Nikki's 5 Star Review
What a fabulous read this romantic comedy from RC Boldt was. It was sad, funny and sexy all at the same time it grabbed mt attention from the very first page. It had a strong storyline and wonderful characters that I loved getting to know.
Maggie is finally on the look out for a new man, after catching her previous boyfriend cheating on her. There's only one problem, her gay roomate Ry he seems to be blocking her at every turn even going home with 3 of her dates himself, he's really starting to annoy her, I mean whats his problem he has a boyfriend right!!!
Ry has got himself in a bit of a pickle, the truth is he's in love with his roommate, being gay was the only way he could see himself getting the chance to move in with Maggie so he took a chance and hoped it would pay off , but how long can he keep running off any guy Maggie talks to before all his lies start to unravel and Maggie finally discovers the truth.
I'm a great fan of this author and I have to say this is definitely going to be on of my favourite reads this year.
EXCERPT
4:
Ry’s lips
against mine. That’s all I can think of as I return to my room,
closing the door quietly behind me.
My brain goes off on a tangent,
imagining Ry’s soft lips brushing against mine, teasing me,
before his tongue sweeps inside to taste me. Leaning my back against
the door, I raise my fingertips to graze my lips.
Is it possible to have kisser’s
remorse? You know, like buyer’s remorse except,
in this case, you’ve kissed someone and are really regretting the
fact that it’s over? If so, I’m pretty sure I have a serious case
of it.
It might be terminal.
Walking over to my dresser, I slide
open my top drawer—the one I keep all of my underwear and bras
in—and slip my hand to the back. When my fingers wrap around what
I’m looking for, I get that tense feeling. Like the time Sister
Margaret caught me throwing away my salami sandwich in the second
grade. Dang woman had eyes in the back of her head, I tell you.
Shoving that nagging feeling to the
back of my mind, I reach for the two batteries, quickly inserting
them before snapping the lid shut and laying my vibrator on my bed
while I undress. Once I’m naked, I slide beneath my covers and turn
it on, praying the covers muffle the noise enough that Ry doesn’t
hear—doesn’t realize what I’m doing.
Doesn’t realize I’m thinking of
him while I touch myself. Oooh, yes, that’s right. Naughty Maggie
has come out to play. My mind begins to run rampant with scenarios.
One, in
particular, takes hold
…
Suddenly, my bedroom door opens, and
Ry’s silhouette is in my doorway.
“What do you think you’re
doing?”
“I … um,” I stutter, knowing
I’ve been caught red-handed.
He steps farther inside my bedroom,
and I notice that he’s wearing only a pair of boxer-briefs, the
outline of his cock pressing against the fabric, and he’s hard. So
hard.
“Are you touching yourself, Mags?”
His voice is raspy,
like he’s just as turned on as I am. And the fact that I turn him
on is just all sorts of hot.
“Yes,” I breathe.
He moves closer, standing beside my
bed. “Show me.”
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr.
Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of
many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina,
enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing
karaoke. If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can't recall
the lyrics to a particular 80's song, or just need to hang around a
nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she's your girl.
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